Tuesday, September 17, 2019

This Lineup Blows



You’re fighting for your playoff life. You have just a 0.4 percent chance of earning a wild card spot. Every game matters. What do you do?

If you’re Gabe Kapler, you start Sean Rodríguez at third base and Jose Pirela is starting in left. Are you kidding me? Are you freaking kidding me?

The season is on the line and he opts for the woefully inexperienced Pirela and the sucktastic Rodríguez. Is he trying to get fired? Do the numbers say these two clowns will do better against lefty starter Dallas Keuchel? I don’t give a rats ass what the numbers say. Those two stink like feet and should never be anywhere close to a big league lineup, especially for a team that allegedly wants to play in October.  Jesus Tapdancing Christ. 

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