Saturday, February 23, 2019

Must-See TV

We interrupt the seemingly decades-long wait for free agent Bryce Harper to sign to bring you this reminder-real, live Phillies baseball is on TV today!

As you may have heard, team owner John Middleton's private jet was reportedly flown to Las Vegas, which happens to be Harper's home town. No word out of Vegas if anything has transpired, but we'll keep you posted.

New guys Andrew McCutchen, Jean Segura, and JT Realmuto are all in the starting lineup for the first home game of the spring in Clearwater. It's good to watch live baseball again.

The lineup looks like this:
Hernandez 2B
Segura SS
McCutchen RF
Hoskins 1B
Realmuto C
Altherr CF
Lane Adams (who?) LF
Brantly (who two?) DH
Walding (LOL) 3B

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