Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Blame the Beard

Last fall, I took part in the #Movember fundraiser for men’s health projects and research around the world. I grew a beard and raised some money and everything was cool. Especially because I didn't have to shave. But then things started happening.

 

Good news - the Phillies made the World Series. Bad news - they lost.

Good news - the Eagles made the Super Bowl. Bad news - they lost.

Good news - baseball season starts and hope springs eternal. Bad news - the Phillies have lost their first four games of the season.

 

Clearly, it's all happening because of my beard. I mean, what else could it be? So halfway through last night's Phillies shellacking by the New York Yankees, I got rid of the beard. It's outta here. Let the winning streak commence. #superstition #Phillies #Eagles #RingTheBell

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